My bf has porky pine?

listen everytime i go to my boyfreinds house his pet porky pine atacks me.


soon as walk tro the door he jups on me and pooks me with his sharp pins.


it hurts alot.


i think hes in love with my bf.


cause everytime my bfs like giveing m attention or where making out or somtin.


he always growls and wants to atack me.


but the porky pine is a male porkypine.


what do i do i really like my bf.


but his porky pine is in our way.


its really getting nerve recking..

My bf has porky pine?
Ask the bf to put the porky pine in another room and close the door.
Reply:uree sooooooo stupid amanda u nd help yure so bad lol
Reply:Sounds painful.
Reply:ask him to kick out that 'porky pine'...if he realllly love u...
Reply:Pour warm water on the Porcupine maybe it will become a man/woman like in Ranma1/2.





Seriously tell your boyfriend how you feel about the porcupine. Maybe he can have it adopted to another friend. Or put it away in a cage when ur around.
Reply:LMAO LMAO this is funny funnny..u must live in the mid east?
Reply:whe your boyfriend isn't looking hit it with a hammer
Reply:a porky-pine that jups on you and pooks you....sounds like there is a serious issue here, and it isnt the porcupine.
Reply:I guess there is no way of stopping, on who gets a computer......Lord have mercy!!